©️Crappy Crab is a band formed in 2020 by Hanyue Tang and Zhe Gu.

They aim to be the trashiest band and make the crappiest music. 

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Crappy Crab Manifesto

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We shall make more trash music!    

We shall produce more nonsense and nonconforming art.

Tags such as Futuristic, Experimental legitimate our disruption.

We will sing from the deepest bottom of mother nature.

We will mess around innocently.

Violence and riot are prohibited.

Except for smashing awful records (including ours).

We will not find excuse for our music.

We will occupy your neighbor’s playlist.

We will be the trashiest band.

We welcome all challengers.

 

我们要为这个世界增加更多的垃圾音乐！

我们要生产更多无意义的无序的没必要的艺术。

先锋，前卫，实验这些词汇使我们的捣乱更加合理化。

我们将从他母亲的灵魂深处歌唱。

我们将单纯地进行捣乱并且反对暴力。

但是掰断糟糕的唱片（包括我们的）是被允许的。

我们不会为我们的音乐找借口。

我们将霸占你隔壁邻居的播放列表。

我们将成为最垃圾的乐队。

我们欢迎其他乐队前来挑战！

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